The digestive system of a child is a hard mystery to solve. At least that’s true for my daughter. If it was a software program, it’s one with a lot of bugs.
Here’s what it should have been:
1. Input food -> output poop
2. Input garbage -> not allowed!
Here’s what I observe:
1. Input food -> output poop (expected result)
2. Input food -> output puke (unexpected result)
3. Input garbage (allowed) -> output poop (?)
4. Input garbage (allowed) -> output puke (?)
5. Input choking hazard -> software malfunction (needs to be checked manually by parents, keeping them constantly on edge)
Parents get upset when the kid throws up, because we don’t want them to go through it, and we know it’s unpleasant. Parents get really upset when the kid throws up, because of all the love, sweat and hard work that went into ‘inputting’ food.
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